skype in spanish

By shrimpchopsteve

hola, shrimpchopsteve

so skype thinks i speak spanish. could it have something to do with the fact that i didn’t register for skype until i was in spain…?

this reminds me of my favorite what-ethnicity-are-you stories. a few summers ago i was working at express in the mall. one afternoon a chonga walks up to me. she’s lookin at me hard. she shifts her weight, sucks her teeth, and says “ah joo thominiken?” “no,” i replied. she looks me up, she looks me down, real slow like, right? and with a smile creeping on her face she says, as she turns to leave, “joo cooda fool’d me.”

oh!!

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2 Responses to “skype in spanish”

  1. tekay Says:

    where are you working now? and i’ve been known to crush a yougurt container to get at it’s goodness.

  2. shrimpchopsteve Says:

    same place as always, homie: on campus at the health center in the disability services office.

    and go gogurt. seriously. cuz when you go gogurt, you don’t go back.
    …without a spoon…

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