I’M NOT DEAD

September 27, 2008 by shrimpchopsteve

Hi. It’s been a while, yes, I know. In an effort to stay in touch and up-to-date with the 9 of you who still check my blog, I decided to download a WordPress widget for my iPhone on the wireless in the theater from behind the spotlight up in the grid some 30 or more feet above the very actors I’m lighting. Oh, hold up, my que….

The neighbor’s wireless has been out since the wind storm and my dad doesn’t have Internet anymore and I just don’t have time to updat from the theater. Times are hard all over. But I’m working on it. Even though now may not be the best oh, hold up…

Even though now may not be the best time, I am working on it.

xoxo

DEFYING GRAVITY

September 20, 2008 by shrimpchopsteve

by the end of my time here in louisville, i will learn how to fly.

NO POWER AND SOLO MIOS

September 17, 2008 by shrimpchopsteve

so ike came through and knocked out the power. my dad and i have been in the dark for 3 days now and it’s already having dramatic effects on us. my dad is becoming an alcoholic because waiting for me at the bar is more fun than waiting for me in the dark, and i’m becoming a narcoleptic because reading scripts by candlelight is oh so sleep-inducing. but at least we know what’s what, and we’ve admitted to our problems, so we’re already one step up on those issues.

so much stuff has gone down since my last legitimate update. last week we worked with a guest artist from new york, annie lanzillotto. she was helping us create and shape our solo mios. we talked a lot about structure, delivery, you know, logistics, but it never really sank in until we constructed our caves. we made our caves by claiming random nooks and crannies and then we covered every possible surface with butcher paper. we performed whatever “ritual” we had to before we entered our newfound space, and then we wrote whatever entered our minds on the walls with sharpies. it was wild and savage and it worked. for me, i blindfolded myself with my jacket and picked up my ipod. i found a song that spoke to me, one that i felt deep connections with, and set it on repeat. and then i just wrote. and wrote. and wrote. most of what came out was illegible, but i was still shocked by the product.

i really need a haircut. again. god, my hair grows so fast! i need to find loraine, the costume designer for a christmas carol, and i need to convince her that my hair will be long again by the end of november. i just don’t have time…

THE NEW IPODS

September 9, 2008 by shrimpchopsteve

the funnest ipod ever. millions of songs. thousands of movies. hundreds of games. the new ipod touch. this touch is sporting a sleek new design, but, what i love most is the new genius feature that creates playlists by automatically finding songs that sound like they belong together, taking most of the legwork out of creating playlists!

nano-chromatic. new design. new features. now in 8gb and 16gb. ipod nano rocks like never before. the nano is shakin’ sexy its new aluminum and glass ass in a dazzling rainbow of colors. just like the touch, the nano has the genius playlist-making feature, but, also like the touch and iphone, the nano now has an accelerometer! flip it on its side to see your stuff in widescreen!

get your groove on. in four new colors. ipod shuffle, the world’s most wearable music player, now clips on in more vibrant blue, green, pink, and red. wear up to 500 songs on your sleeve.

discover itunes 8. rediscover your music. new genius features and better ways to browse put music at the center of your entertainment world. 

ok, ok, ok, i know i haven’t actually updated anything about myself lately, but today is apple’s day and i’m not going to ruin it. i’ll update a little something about me later.

how will you create your universe?

September 6, 2008 by shrimpchopsteve


i’m not one to get excited about the release of video games (september 7 — tomorrow!), but i just can’t help myself when it comes to spore. you get to create and guide your creature through five stages of evolution, the cell phase, the creature phase, the tribal phase, the civilization phase, and the space phase.

the new ipod nano?

September 6, 2008 by shrimpchopsteve

oh… speculation, speculation! i even hear it will be capable of wireless communication! i can’t wait. i can’t wait. i want one. i can’t wait. coming next tuesday??

sarah palin gender card

September 5, 2008 by shrimpchopsteve

i stole this from leigh’s lj.

no gum

September 2, 2008 by shrimpchopsteve

i removed the gum video because i didn’t want people to get the wrong impression…

i really shouldn’t have put it up in the first place…

if you missed it, you didn’t really miss much. i just chewed 53+ pieces of gum at once. actually, you missed an epic glob of gum. 

overheard in new york

September 2, 2008 by shrimpchopsteve

Meet the SoHo Hos

Hipster girl #1: I’m so hungover, I just want to be hanging out on a roof somewhere drinking a vodka soda.
Hipster girl #2: I don’t want a roof, I don’t even wanna drink. I want to be laying under the covers with an ice pack on my vagina, sobbing.

–SoHo
via Overheard in New York, Sep 2, 2008

belmont

September 2, 2008 by shrimpchopsteve

my friend, jacob wilhelmi, is gonna be in belmont! it’s scheduled for a summer 2009 release. he’s lucas, cat on the far right. it looks like a great project.